I just had the most epic battle...

With a spider.

Okay, so it's the middle of the night, about 3:30 am and I walk out of my room to walk to the kitchen and get a drink, when I see the biggest spider I've ever seen sitting in the hallway.
It's blocking the entire hallway by pacing back and forth.
So I'm just staring this spider down for 15 minutes, and then slowly it starts to leave it's patrol and starts to walk into my sister's room (Thank God she wasn't in there) and it wedges itself between the closet door panels.
So I start moving everything out of the way in the room, I quickly get a hardcover book and some Windex.
So I start tapping the closet door to get it out in the open, so it slowly starts to crawl out, and then it pauses and starts to stare at me and we stare at each other for about 10 seconds before it starts sprinting towards me, so I spray the Windex in it's face to stun and disorient it, so it starts crashing into walls and rolling around like it's blind and on fire, and I took the book and dropped it on the spider.
Now, I'll here at about 4:30 staring at the book unable to lift it because the spider might not be dead.
So now I wait, to see if this really is the end.

As any worthy opponent, I must name it, to prove my dominance.
Paul.
It shall be called Paul.

St. Paul, patron saint of the spiders, chosen as an emissary of his people to go and make peace with the humans. By killing their diplomat, you have started a war you may not be able to finish. God have mercy on us all.

I actually had a named spider in my home once, it was living quietly in my bathroom until it drowned by my hand. It was called Furry. I'll let you guess why

I love me a cool story... would read again.

On the note of spiders... when I was in SA I had one in my bathroom. I named it 'Urb". It ate pretty much any insect you threw in there... including this giant locust. He wasn't the biggest spider... but he had personality. I thing it's babies ate em tho. O.o

Oh well...

The thing is still under the book, and I'm not planning on seeing if it's still alive yet.

Mon Pandamari wrote:

The thing is still under the book, and I'm not planning on seeing if it's still alive yet.

Kill all that try and supply it... cut off it's resources. Then it will starve them out. XD

Scott Chain wrote:

Mon Pandamari wrote:

The thing is still under the book, and I'm not planning on seeing if it's still alive yet.

Kill all that try and supply it... cut off it's resources. Then it will starve them out. XD

I actually formed a perimeter, I cleared every thing around it, so it doesn't try to sneak away.

Mon Pandamari wrote:

Scott Chain wrote:

Mon Pandamari wrote:

The thing is still under the book, and I'm not planning on seeing if it's still alive yet.

Kill all that try and supply it... cut off it's resources. Then it will starve them out. XD

I actually formed a perimeter, I cleared every thing around it, so it doesn't try to sneak away.

Did you set up a efficient kill zone?

Mon Pandamari wrote:

Scott Chain wrote:

Mon Pandamari wrote:

The thing is still under the book, and I'm not planning on seeing if it's still alive yet.

Kill all that try and supply it... cut off it's resources. Then it will starve them out. XD

I actually formed a perimeter, I cleared every thing around it, so it doesn't try to sneak away.

Cam and spot lights posted? O.o

Brucil wrote:

Mon Pandamari wrote:

Scott Chain wrote:

Mon Pandamari wrote:

The thing is still under the book, and I'm not planning on seeing if it's still alive yet.

Kill all that try and supply it... cut off it's resources. Then it will starve them out. XD

I actually formed a perimeter, I cleared every thing around it, so it doesn't try to sneak away.

Did you set up a efficient kill zone?

Spongebob is blocking the south, and Man-e-Faces is blocking the North and west since he has many faces.

Mon Pandamari wrote:

Brucil wrote:

Mon Pandamari wrote:

Scott Chain wrote:

Mon Pandamari wrote:

The thing is still under the book, and I'm not planning on seeing if it's still alive yet.

Kill all that try and supply it... cut off it's resources. Then it will starve them out. XD

I actually formed a perimeter, I cleared every thing around it, so it doesn't try to sneak away.

Did you set up a efficient kill zone?

Spongebob is blocking the south, and Man-e-Faces is blocking the North and west since he has many faces.

Lol.

This is the species of spider.

What if it digs...

Scott Chain wrote:

What if it digs...

Land sharks.

Mon Pandamari wrote:

sister

All I read, how old?

Jagger Cyde wrote:

Mon Pandamari wrote:

sister

All I read, how old?

4.

Mon Pandamari wrote:

Scott Chain wrote:

What if it digs...

Land sharks.

I can't stop thinking of that watery beer...

-.-
There goes my good day

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Mon Pandamari wrote:

Scott Chain wrote:

What if it digs...

Land sharks.

I can't stop thinking of that watery beer...[/quote

[quote="Mon Pandamari"]

Scott Chain wrote:

Mon Pandamari wrote:

Scott Chain wrote:

What if it digs...

Land sharks.

I can't stop thinking of that watery beer...[/quote

Stop posting pics of my aunt!