I think it's really time to get a lid on this zebra problem

I mean seriously, we impregnate our much-abused zebra with a bio-nueral embryonic transwarp device as a harmless experiment, and look where it gets us. The damn thing's been rampaging around space-time causing all kinds of headaches for the general establishment.

Here is an inexhaustive list of its crimes:

-Stealing Three-hundered and sixty five pounds and three pence worth of fruit pastilles
-Burning down a hat shop
-Encouraging Ludd Riots
-Not showing prim and proper deference to the Queen in the apporpriate places
-Ball-gagging
-Glitter Freezing
-Farting for comic effect in a 45-th century dancing hall
-Ethnically cleansing an orphanage
-Molesting a sawn
-Blacksmithing
-Accumilating sixty-five thousand, four hundered and fifty-two parking tickets, only half of which have been paid
-Doing the Time Warp Again.

We here at the Fillorean Society have hatched an extensive and foolproof plan to ensure the Zebra is brought to heel at last. We shall need a crack team of volounteers for this event!

Simply put, we will attempt to create a female transwarp zebra in the same way, and drawn to this huge space-time event the Zebra will arrive at our location. Then, on my signal, we shall reveal it this picture, and it will immediately burst into flames. The plan is PHULEPRUFE.

WHO'S WITH ME?

I'M IN!!!!

I most certainly am. All attempts to catch this thing have proven useless. Our last attempt, the force sensitive grizzly bears, didn't work out so well, as I'm sure you'll all remember. Furthermore, we've just received new reports on other crimes committed by the zebra:

-Not stopping for hammer time
-Having his cake and eating it too
-Saying unkind words to a rooster during rooster appreciation week
-Fishing
-Overthrowing the legitimate governments of several banana republics using only a toothbrush
-Not flossing
-Owning all the Star Wars films, but claiming they're for "his nerd kid brother"
-Releasing a live cobra during the signing of the Treaty of Westphalia
-Possessing an offensive odor

As you can see, his crimes are only getting more serious. I'd like everyone to drop what they're doing and aid in his capture. (Yes, Panda, even drop that).

We should use a Wild Boar with a cortosis armor and a big gun. That should work.

I could launch my Land Attack Crocodiles and my Amphidious Attack Tigers, in a attempt to stop him.



Although, they always cause a large amount of collateral damage.

Brucil wrote:

I could launch my Land Attack Crocodiles and my Amphidious Attack Tigers, in a attempt to stop him.



Although, they always cause a large amount of collateral damage.

No Tiger can beat a Wild Boar with a Cortosis Armor and a Big Gun.

News just in! The Zebra just deficated on Prince Phillip and bismarched a Ray Gun!

Tellen Silversun wrote:

News just in! The Zebra just deficated on Prince Phillip and bismarched a Ray Gun!

We have to stop the MADNESS!!!

Brucil wrote:

I could launch my Land Attack Crocodiles and my Amphidious Attack Tigers, in a attempt to stop him.



Although, they always cause a large amount of collateral damage.

We've already had quite enough of collatoral damage-causing Animals here. Sergei's madness has cost us much time and money.

Tellen Silversun wrote:

Brucil wrote:

I could launch my Land Attack Crocodiles and my Amphidious Attack Tigers, in a attempt to stop him.



Although, they always cause a large amount of collateral damage.

We've already had quite enough of collatoral damage-causing Animals here. Sergei's madness has cost us much time and money.

Did I mention they where evil Land Attavk Crocodiles and Attack Tigers?

Tellen Silversun wrote:

Brucil wrote:

I could launch my Land Attack Crocodiles and my Amphidious Attack Tigers, in a attempt to stop him.



Although, they always cause a large amount of collateral damage.

We've already had quite enough of collatoral damage-causing Animals here. Sergei's madness has cost us much time and money.

That's what I'm saying. I mean, we could use a Chihuahua, but I think a Wild Boar is more easy to control. I mean, Chihuahuas are dangerous. I have one, and he killed a Doberman with his eyes.

No no, stick with the plan, people, stick with the plan.

Tellen Silversun wrote:

No no, stick with the plan, people, stick with the plan.

That plan won't work...................WE NEED WILD BOARS!!!

I was just in the Carbonaceous Era and I saw the lil' bugger towing a continent with its nose hairs.

Mon Pandamari wrote:

I was just in the Carbonaceous Era and I saw the lil' bugger towing a continent with its nose hairs.

With Wild Boars?

Malcom Malorne wrote:

Mon Pandamari wrote:

I was just in the Carbonaceous Era and I saw the lil' bugger towing a continent with its nose hairs.

With Wild Boars?

There were no boars in the Carbonaceous Era.

Mon Pandamari wrote:

Malcom Malorne wrote:

Mon Pandamari wrote:

I was just in the Carbonaceous Era and I saw the lil' bugger towing a continent with its nose hairs.

With Wild Boars?

There were no boars in the Carbonaceous Era.

YOU LIAR!!!!!

That's the last zebra I bring back for Serg...

Quick, implant the embryos!

Mon Pandamari wrote:

Malcom Malorne wrote:

Mon Pandamari wrote:

I was just in the Carbonaceous Era and I saw the lil' bugger towing a continent with its nose hairs.

With Wild Boars?

There were no boars in the Carbonaceous Era.

You know I'm going to ask, as a Geologist, as to why you're using that term...

Scott Chain wrote:

Mon Pandamari wrote:

Malcom Malorne wrote:

Mon Pandamari wrote:

I was just in the Carbonaceous Era and I saw the lil' bugger towing a continent with its nose hairs.

With Wild Boars?

There were no boars in the Carbonaceous Era.

You know I'm going to ask, as a Geologist, as to why you're using that term...

Because it was a geological era was it not?

Mon Pandamari wrote:

Scott Chain wrote:

Mon Pandamari wrote:

Malcom Malorne wrote:

Mon Pandamari wrote:

I was just in the Carbonaceous Era and I saw the lil' bugger towing a continent with its nose hairs.

With Wild Boars?

There were no boars in the Carbonaceous Era.

You know I'm going to ask, as a Geologist, as to why you're using that term...

Because it was a geological era was it not?

YOU'RE LYING!!!!!!

Mon Pandamari wrote:

Scott Chain wrote:

Mon Pandamari wrote:

Malcom Malorne wrote:

Mon Pandamari wrote:

I was just in the Carbonaceous Era and I saw the lil' bugger towing a continent with its nose hairs.

With Wild Boars?

There were no boars in the Carbonaceous Era.

You know I'm going to ask, as a Geologist, as to why you're using that term...

Because it was a geological era was it not?

Not one I know of... so no. There's a Carboniferous Period tho. Carbonaceous is a term to describe the amount of Carbon in a rock and/or sedimentary sample. IE: Graphite is a carbonaceous mineral.

My bad... Graphite is a naturally occurring element.

Scott Chain wrote:

Mon Pandamari wrote:

Scott Chain wrote:

Mon Pandamari wrote:

Malcom Malorne wrote:

Mon Pandamari wrote:

I was just in the Carbonaceous Era and I saw the lil' bugger towing a continent with its nose hairs.

With Wild Boars?

There were no boars in the Carbonaceous Era.

You know I'm going to ask, as a Geologist, as to why you're using that term...

Because it was a geological era was it not?

Not one I know of... so no. There's a Carboniferous Period tho. Carbonaceous is a term to describe the amount of Carbon in a rock and/or sedimentary sample. IE: Graphite is a carbonaceous mineral.

My bad... Graphite is a naturally occurring element.

Oh blah, I spelled it wrong.

Fools!