I JUST KILLED A BIG HIGHLY VENOMOUS SPIDER.

THE ALL CAPS ARE BECAUSE OF THE ADRENALINE.
I COULD OF DIED.
I'M CHANGING MY LIFE AROUND.
NO MORE ANAL SARCASTIC MON NAWKES, I'M A HAPPY NICE GUY NOW.

*BIG, HIGHLY VENOMOUS SPIDER.

I was hoping your near-death experience would make you concious of good grammar, too.

KILL IT WITH FIRE.

Tellen Silversun wrote:

*BIG, HIGHLY VENOMOUS SPIDER.

I was hoping your near-death experience would make you concious of good grammar, too.

Spoiler:

Nice to see you're back, Tellen.

The erect ones make excellent footholds!

Making them erect is the real challenge.

Spoiler:

It's too early in the morning to take this conversation any further.

Tellen Silversun wrote:

It's too early in the morning to take this conversation any further.

Apparently you don't know (I hope you don't) how much of a tease my girlfriend is over the phone. >.>
It's 4 in the morning and I'm dying.


Speaking of which,
We need a Locker Room subforum for menz talk.

Lol, teasy girlfriends.

We need to ask Lena if she teases.

Tellen Silversun wrote:

Lol, teasy girlfriends.

We need to ask Lena if she teases.

We need to ask the baby if it's okay with Lena teasing.

/pregnancy poke

Poking and Pregnancy reminds me of this.

Nawkes wrote:

Poking and Pregnancy reminds me of this.

/applause

That is win on 4 levels. All of them are more win than the last.

Palm ---> Face