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A-Train
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| | Subject: I is published author. Tue May 10, 2011 11:14 pm | |
| So today I got word from a literary magazine that the two poems I submitted have been accepted and will be published with the rest of the magazine in June. This means I'm a published author!
The two poems I wrote are listed below. They're riddle poems, so you have to guess what the thing I'm talking about is. Knock yourselves out.
What Am I?
I have a steady rhythm
I exist in songs and movies
And I am always with you.
You never really notice me
Until you watch one too many horror movies
Then, then I shall be your focus point.
Touch me and you’ll squirm
Shush me and you’ll fall
You are at my mercy
Without me you will fade to black
I am the first thing you look for
And I am the last thing you will remember before you die.
What An I? 2
Let’s think outside the box.
I’m as old as dirt,
Silent as the grave,
Cold as ice
, Yet hot as the sun.
I can vanish into thin air,
And withstand the tests of time.
I’m blind as a bat,
Joined at the hip,
And I’m the calm before the storm.
You’ll guess me when the fat lady sings,
But remember: three strikes and you’re out.
I’m too hot to handle,
And I’m only pulling your leg.
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Sergei Meranov
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| | Subject: Re: I is published author. Wed May 11, 2011 12:13 am | |
| Congrats. The answer to both is, of course, your mom. | |
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Nawkes
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| | Subject: Re: I is published author. Wed May 11, 2011 5:16 am | |
| Sergei confirmed for HAAAATTTEEERRR. | |
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A-Train
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| | Subject: Re: I is published author. Wed May 11, 2011 8:01 am | |
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Tellen Silversun
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| | Subject: Re: I is published author. Wed May 11, 2011 8:07 am | |
| Is the first one silence? | |
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Ixidor Asgrod
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| | Subject: Re: I is published author. Wed May 11, 2011 8:11 am | |
| - Tellen Silversun wrote:
- Is the first one silence?
Or THE Silence!  | |
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Tellen Silversun
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| | Subject: Re: I is published author. Wed May 11, 2011 8:17 am | |
| - Ixidor Asgrod wrote:
- Tellen Silversun wrote:
- Is the first one silence?
Or THE Silence!
That explanation for "silence will fall" was woefully disappointing. | |
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A-Train
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| | Subject: Re: I is published author. Wed May 11, 2011 11:28 am | |
| - Tellen Silversun wrote:
- Is the first one silence?
Nope. | |
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TitanT2
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A-Train
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TitanT2
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| | Subject: Re: I is published author. Wed May 11, 2011 5:37 pm | |
| - Quote :
- He's considered sexy from his planet. The real question is what is wrong with YOUR face, Titan?!
I wanted to know the smell of fire... | |
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Valkus
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| | Subject: Re: I is published author. Wed May 11, 2011 6:41 pm | |
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A-Train
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| | Subject: Re: I is published author. Wed May 11, 2011 11:04 pm | |
| - Sir Reginald Hornsbeak wrote:
- nice
Fank you. | |
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Scott Chain
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| | Subject: Re: I is published author. Wed May 11, 2011 11:22 pm | |
| Congrats...  | |
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A-Train
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| | Subject: Re: I is published author. Wed May 11, 2011 11:36 pm | |
| - Scott Chain wrote:
- Congrats...
Tanks. | |
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Scott Chain
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Vigo Surai
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| | Subject: Re: I is published author. Thu May 12, 2011 2:58 am | |
| Iiiiiiii isssssss stumped. @_@
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I can fly like a bird not in the sky
Which can always swim and always dry
I say goodbye at night and morning hi
I’m part of you what am I
I follow and lead as you pass
Dress yourself in black my darkness lasts
I flee the light but without the sun
Your view of me would be gone
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I am what men love more than life
Fear more than death or mortal strife
What dead men have and rich require
I’m what contented men desire
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Simple ones, but ones I've always enjoyed. | |
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A-Train
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| | Subject: Re: I is published author. Thu May 12, 2011 7:26 am | |
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Vigo Surai
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| | Subject: Re: I is published author. Thu May 12, 2011 8:22 am | |
| - A-Train wrote:
- The last one is nothing.
Yeps. | |
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A-Train
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| | Subject: Re: I is published author. Thu May 12, 2011 9:37 am | |
| - Vigo Surai wrote:
- A-Train wrote:
- The last one is nothing.
Yeps. Winnerrrr | |
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Sergei Meranov
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| | Subject: Re: I is published author. Thu May 12, 2011 11:11 am | |
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The Laughing Man
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| | Subject: Re: I is published author. Thu May 12, 2011 11:11 am | |
| It's not nice to show your cock in public Sergei. | |
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Sergei Meranov
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| | Subject: Re: I is published author. Thu May 12, 2011 11:13 am | |
| - The Laughing Man wrote:
- It's not nice to show your cock in public Sergei.
I lol'd | |
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A-Train
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| | Subject: Re: I is published author. Thu May 12, 2011 5:56 pm | |
| Excuse me sir, but I'm going to have to charge you with public nudity and child pornography. | |
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Nawkes
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| | Subject: Re: I is published author. Thu May 12, 2011 7:40 pm | |
| I got to a district level spelling bee when I was 9.
But I lost because the proctor had a speech impediment and I though she said Saturn, when she really said satin. | |
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