Girl Scouts of America..

Megaran wrote:

Freakin little girls made me buy their cookies...they were soo good...but ..



I'm pretty sure I gained weight from their yummy filled evil!

The best way to get rid of Girl Scouts is the same way to get rid of Jehova Witnesses. You open your door, and start yelling in a mix of arabian/english calling for a Ala. They won't bother you again.

The Brewmaster wrote:

Megaran wrote:

Freakin little girls made me buy their cookies...they were soo good...but ..



I'm pretty sure I gained weight from their yummy filled evil!

The best way to get rid of Girl Scouts is the same way to get rid of Jehova Witnesses. You open your door, and start yelling in a mix of arabian/english calling for a Ala. They won't bother you again.

With Jehova's you tell them you are interrested and tell them to come in and that your boyfriend will make coffee for them.
They run. Or just shoot at them with an airrifle.

TitanT2 wrote:

The Brewmaster wrote:

Megaran wrote:

Freakin little girls made me buy their cookies...they were soo good...but ..



I'm pretty sure I gained weight from their yummy filled evil!

The best way to get rid of Girl Scouts is the same way to get rid of Jehova Witnesses. You open your door, and start yelling in a mix of arabian/english calling for a Ala. They won't bother you again.

With Jehova's you tell them you are interrested and tell them to come in and that your boyfriend will make coffee for them.
They run. Or just shoot at them with an airrifle.

Well, I have a friend that put Behemoth in the background at full volume when the Jehova's arrived. Oh man, their faces xD

TitanT2 wrote:

The Brewmaster wrote:

Megaran wrote:

Freakin little girls made me buy their cookies...they were soo good...but ..



I'm pretty sure I gained weight from their yummy filled evil!

The best way to get rid of Girl Scouts is the same way to get rid of Jehova Witnesses. You open your door, and start yelling in a mix of arabian/english calling for a Ala. They won't bother you again.

With Jehova's you tell them you are interrested and tell them to come in and that your boyfriend will make coffee for them.
They run. Or just shoot at them with an airrifle.

Paint your front hall black and ask if they'd like to join you in your daily ritual...

Thin Mints are epicness in a package.

In the rare event that I see a Witness, i simply tell them I'm a frisbeetarian.

When I have the rare chance to see Girl Scouts I simply tell them (or their adult supervisor) that I can't legally be within 200 feet of small children and smile.

Vigo Surai wrote:

In the rare event that I see a Witness, i simply tell them I'm a frisbeetarian.

When I have the rare chance to see Girl Scouts I simply tell them (or their adult supervisor) that I can't legally be within 200 feet of small children and smile.

xD

Vigo Surai wrote:

In the rare event that I see a Witness, i simply tell them I'm a frisbeetarian.

When I have the rare chance to see Girl Scouts I simply tell them (or their adult supervisor) that I can't legally be within 200 feet of small children and smile.

Why would you deny das cookies!? O.o

i actually dont have much desire for cookies.

Vigo Surai wrote:

i actually dont have much desire for cookies.

The force is weak in this one... >.>