A-Train Member
Posts : 1361 Join date : 2011-04-06 Age : 28 Location : Alderaan
| Subject: If I have a child like this, I'm going to shoot them in the face. Sun Feb 12, 2012 8:44 pm | |
| I met a chick the other day who said she was 14 (though I highly doubt this) and was obsessed with Twilight, particularly Jacob from Twilight, calls herself a "werewolfess," thinks Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and the Chronicles of Narnia (and probably Harry Potter) are disgusting, likes Katy Perry, Kesha (this one is her favorite), and Justin Beiber, doesn't think Adele should be singing because "people who look like that can't sing well," and has no idea who the fuck Charles Dickens is.
She deserves to be shot. | |
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Malcolm Member
Posts : 2538 Join date : 2010-09-13 Age : 28 Location : Closer than you think.
| Subject: Re: If I have a child like this, I'm going to shoot them in the face. Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:51 pm | |
| - Aeraie wrote:
- I met a chick the other day who said she was 14 (though I highly doubt this) and was obsessed with Twilight, particularly Jacob from Twilight, calls herself a "werewolfess," thinks Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and the Chronicles of Narnia (and probably Harry Potter) are disgusting, likes Katy Perry, Kesha (this one is her favorite), and Justin Beiber, doesn't think Adele should be singing because "people who look like that can't sing well," and has no idea who the fuck Charles Dickens is.
She deserves to be shot. 1) Tell her not to be stupid. A female Werewolf is still Werewolf, not werewolfess. And if she wants to get technical, she could call herself Wifwolf. Give her a slap on my behalf. 2) 2.a) Tell her that Luka and Leia had a better romance subplot than the entire Twilight franchise, and less disguisting, even after the reveal of their blood link. 2.b) Tell her I hope she gets killed by a bus that is being driven by an Orc. 2.c) Tell her that even Narnia has better werewolves than Twilight. 3) Justin Beiber, I really don't care, there is always something stupid teenagers follow. 3.a) I hope she dies. 4)Don't really care(Unless it's a big deal there, here he's just Charles Dickens, no real mention). | |
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Scott Chain Member
Posts : 7510 Join date : 2009-12-01 Age : 35 Location : outside Turry's window
| Subject: Re: If I have a child like this, I'm going to shoot them in the face. Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:21 am | |
| Just shake your head and walk away... while saying... "children..." | |
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