Anyone here plays Magic: The Gathering?

I'm looking for someone to play, maybe through x-fire or something.

Malcolm Malorne wrote:

I'm looking for someone to play, maybe through x-fire or something.

I play shadow era

I used to play, had a pretty awesome Elf deck.

Ixidor Asgrod wrote:

I used to play, had a pretty awesome Elf deck.

Do you still have it? And would you like to play?

Malcolm Malorne wrote:

Ixidor Asgrod wrote:

I used to play, had a pretty awesome Elf deck.

Do you still have it? And would you like to play?

Haven't played in like 5 years, sorry.

*squinty eyes*

How does one play this... game?

I use to run the shit out of a Korlash/zombie horde, and a friend of mine ran the shit out of a plant horde. I tried trees at one point but it was too slow to build up for me.

Scott Chain wrote:

*squinty eyes*

How does one play this... game?

You get a girl. Then you put your dick on her shoulder and then pee in her bum.

The Laughing Man wrote:

I use to run the shit out of a Korlash/zombie horde, and a friend of mine ran the shit out of a plant horde. I tried trees at one point but it was too slow to build up for me.

Do you still play?

Malcolm Malorne wrote:

Scott Chain wrote:

*squinty eyes*

How does one play this... game?

You get a girl. Then you put your dick on her shoulder and then pee in her bum.

The Laughing Man wrote:

I use to run the shit out of a Korlash/zombie horde, and a friend of mine ran the shit out of a plant horde. I tried trees at one point but it was too slow to build up for me.

Do you still play?

Not really. Because I use to play in high school, which I graduated from, and I don't know of any play areas around me. I still have my deck(s) though, I think...

The Laughing Man wrote:

Malcolm Malorne wrote:

Scott Chain wrote:

*squinty eyes*

How does one play this... game?

You get a girl. Then you put your dick on her shoulder and then pee in her bum.

The Laughing Man wrote:

I use to run the shit out of a Korlash/zombie horde, and a friend of mine ran the shit out of a plant horde. I tried trees at one point but it was too slow to build up for me.

Do you still play?

Not really. Because I use to play in high school, which I graduated from, and I don't know of any play areas around me. I still have my deck(s) though, I think...

Would you like to do a match?

Malcolm Malorne wrote:

The Laughing Man wrote:

Malcolm Malorne wrote:

You get a girl. Then you put your dick on her shoulder and then pee in her bum.



Do you still play?

Not really. Because I use to play in high school, which I graduated from, and I don't know of any play areas around me. I still have my deck(s) though, I think...

Would you like to do a match?

I'd have to find my deck(s) first. I know I have them, but where they are is a different story. I also know they're in good condition, because they were somewhat expensive to make.

The Laughing Man wrote:

Malcolm Malorne wrote:

The Laughing Man wrote:

Not really. Because I use to play in high school, which I graduated from, and I don't know of any play areas around me. I still have my deck(s) though, I think...

Would you like to do a match?

I'd have to find my deck(s) first. I know I have them, but where they are is a different story. I also know they're in good condition, because they were somewhat expensive to make.

Ok sure, let me know.

Malcolm Malorne wrote:

Scott Chain wrote:

*squinty eyes*

How does one play this... game?

You get a girl. Then you put your dick on her shoulder and then pee in her bum.

I gather from this comment that you're a virgin...

Scott Chain wrote:

Malcolm Malorne wrote:

Scott Chain wrote:

*squinty eyes*

How does one play this... game?

You get a girl. Then you put your dick on her shoulder and then pee in her bum.

I gather from this comment that you're a virgin...

I gather from this comment that your mom will tell you otherwise.

Malcolm Malorne wrote:

Scott Chain wrote:

Malcolm Malorne wrote:

Scott Chain wrote:

*squinty eyes*

How does one play this... game?

You get a girl. Then you put your dick on her shoulder and then pee in her bum.

I gather from this comment that you're a virgin...

I gather from this comment that your mom will tell you otherwise.

Nope... ^_^

Here is the link to a program to play magic online to anyone interested.

http://cockatrice.de/index.php?a=download

Malcolm Malorne wrote:

Here is the link to a program to play magic online to anyone interested.

http://cockatrice.de/index.php?a=download

I forgot how to play its been so long lol

So, nobody up for a match?

I've been busy with school unfortunately.

I got duels of the planeswalkers 2012 on steam.

Unfortunately, I haven't got the hang of it yet and I continually get my ass whipped.

Vigo Surai wrote:

I got duels of the planeswalkers 2012 on steam.

Unfortunately, I haven't got the hang of it yet and I continually get my ass whipped.

Problem?

Vigo Surai wrote:

I got duels of the planeswalkers 2012 on steam.

Unfortunately, I haven't got the hang of it yet and I continually get my ass whipped.

You should download cockatrice(The link is in one of my earlier posts). It's a great way to learn, you can create any deck you want.

The Laughing Man wrote:

Vigo Surai wrote:

I got duels of the planeswalkers 2012 on steam.

Unfortunately, I haven't got the hang of it yet and I continually get my ass whipped.

Problem?

Not really. To walk in on a game and assume you'll kick ass at it is 100% retarded.

Vigo Surai wrote:

The Laughing Man wrote:

Vigo Surai wrote:

I got duels of the planeswalkers 2012 on steam.

Unfortunately, I haven't got the hang of it yet and I continually get my ass whipped.

Problem?

Not really. To walk in on a game and assume you'll kick ass at it is 100% retarded.

Welcome to the Internet.

Malcolm Malorne wrote:

Vigo Surai wrote:

I got duels of the planeswalkers 2012 on steam.

Unfortunately, I haven't got the hang of it yet and I continually get my ass whipped.

You should download cockatrice(The link is in one of my earlier posts). It's a great way to learn, you can create any deck you want.

Ill play, i just dont remember how lol