RANDOM FACTS O'LIFE. and such.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(8 years of a sore throat for a single cup to soothe. Pff.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(HOLLYWOOD TOLD THE TRUTH.)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Huh. 'Magine that. I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Get fit, and braindead! Join Jersey shore!)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home . What the...?)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm.......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing.)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?!)

Why would you want to be a pig? You eat garbage, you're fucking ugly, and, more than likely, you'll meet your fate at the hands of a butcher.

- You lose IQ everytime you enter /b/

Malcolm Malorne wrote:

- You lose IQ everytime you go online...

fixtdatdurferja...

I'll just leave this here...



A spider...in a woman's ear, just read it in an article.

It's coming out to say hello to the nice shiny camera lens.

SURPRISE! We're renovating... free of charge!

The question is: Would you fuck that spider in the ass?

The Laughing Man wrote:

The question is: Would you fuck that spider in the ass?

It seems to be a healthy, clean-living spider. Minus the earwax of course.

-gets lubed up-

Vigo Surai wrote:

The Laughing Man wrote:

The question is: Would you fuck that spider in the ass?

It seems to be a healthy, clean-living spider. Minus the earwax of course.

-gets lubed up-

Eh....

Your post is missing something...

Brucil wrote:

Vigo Surai wrote:

The Laughing Man wrote:

The question is: Would you fuck that spider in the ass?

It seems to be a healthy, clean-living spider. Minus the earwax of course.

-gets lubed up-

Eh....

Your post is missing something...

Y'don't say?

Spider? In her ear?


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I found you Vigo (and Scott's watching)

The Laughing Man wrote:

I found you Vigo (and Scott's watching)

i found a picture of myself... Bask in my greatness

The Laughing Man wrote:

I found you Vigo (and Scott's watching)

it was a very squirrely night. I couldn't control myself.

TitanT2 wrote:

The Laughing Man wrote:

I found you Vigo (and Scott's watching)

i found a picture of myself... Bask in my greatness

My response to both of these: