For the Christians here.

I have a braincracker.

If Adam and Eve were the first 2 humans and the only people on the planet. And they only had two sons Cain and Abel. How did Cain and Abel get offspring?

TitanT2 wrote:

I have a braincracker.

If Adam and Eve were the first 2 humans and the only people on the planet. And they only had two sons Cain and Abel. How did Cain and Abel get offspring?

Space magic

/winning

But really... I don't believe in the whole "Adam and Eve, Cain and Abel" bull--and I, myself, do believe there's some 'higher being'. But my belief system--though closest to Christianity--is weird. I believe the universe (or universes) was created by a higher being, and he/she/it left life to develop (evolution) on it's own. Kind of weird, I know, and rather blasphemous to some.

TitanT2 wrote:

I have a braincracker.

If Adam and Eve were the first 2 humans and the only people on the planet. And they only had two sons Cain and Abel. How did Cain and Abel get offspring?

Incest, obviously.

<--- Is Christian... believes in evolution. Your move...

Scott Chain wrote:

<--- Is Christian... believes in evolution. Your move...

<--- Is Atheist.... Believes in Creationism. Your move...

I believe that they find a village of people or some shit, but I'm an atheist and a Unitarian Universalist, so I really have no idea.

Aeraie wrote:

I believe that they find a village of people or some shit, but I'm an atheist and a Unitarian Universalist, so I really have no idea.

How are you an atheist if you're also a Unitarian Universalist? lolz...

The Laughing Man wrote:

Aeraie wrote:

I believe that they find a village of people or some shit, but I'm an atheist and a Unitarian Universalist, so I really have no idea.

How are you an atheist if you're also a Unitarian Universalist? lolz...

Because you don't have to believe in any specific thing to be Unitarian Universalist. In fact, most of my UU friends are atheist, agnostic, humanist, or pagan. The only real belief all Unitarian Universalists share is that everyone should be accepted, regardless of race, gender, sexual preference, criminal history, etc.

The Laughing Man wrote:

Aeraie wrote:

I believe that they find a village of people or some shit, but I'm an atheist and a Unitarian Universalist, so I really have no idea.

How are you an atheist if you're also a Unitarian Universalist? lolz...

Because atheism is not the lack of belief in anything, just the lack of belief and worship of any gods.

I am probably an agnostic.
I don't care enough to fight for half arsed answers to the big questions in life. I know the facts science can provide and the facts i accept. All the unknown things. I don't care to find an explanation why we exist and blablabla. But i do hate clergy and organized religion. Because it is stupidity.

Malcolm Malorne wrote:

Scott Chain wrote:

<--- Is Christian... believes in evolution. Your move...

<--- Is Atheist.... Believes in Creationism. Your move...

LMAO... I love you...

I tend to flip-flop in between hardcore Atheism and plain Agnosticism. Depends on how low my "Faith in Humanity Meter" is running that week.

But a generalized safe bet on my beliefs is Karma. What you give out, comes back three-fold.

Vigo Surai wrote:

I tend to flip-flop in between hardcore Atheism and plain Agnosticism. Depends on how low my "Faith in Humanity Meter" is running that week.

But a generalized safe bet on my beliefs is Karma. What you give out, comes back three-fold.

So you're Hindu?

The Laughing Man wrote:

Vigo Surai wrote:

I tend to flip-flop in between hardcore Atheism and plain Agnosticism. Depends on how low my "Faith in Humanity Meter" is running that week.

But a generalized safe bet on my beliefs is Karma. What you give out, comes back three-fold.

So you're Hindu?

He's Turianity... similar to what the Turians believe.


"YOU HUMANS ARE ALL RACIST!"

The Laughing Man wrote:

Vigo Surai wrote:

I tend to flip-flop in between hardcore Atheism and plain Agnosticism. Depends on how low my "Faith in Humanity Meter" is running that week.

But a generalized safe bet on my beliefs is Karma. What you give out, comes back three-fold.

So you're Hindu?

Nope. I don't consider cows sacred and in fact I *love* me some goddamn hamburgers.

TitanT2 wrote:

I have a braincracker.

If Adam and Eve were the first 2 humans and the only people on the planet. And they only had two sons Cain and Abel. How did Cain and Abel get offspring?

Don't forget the flood after God essentially pushes the global reset button with pretty much just Noah's family.

Ixidor Asgrod wrote:

TitanT2 wrote:

I have a braincracker.

If Adam and Eve were the first 2 humans and the only people on the planet. And they only had two sons Cain and Abel. How did Cain and Abel get offspring?

Don't forget the flood after God essentially pushes the global reset button with pretty much just Noah's family.

The golden part? A flood in a period where fucking boats existed.

Malcolm Malorne wrote:

Ixidor Asgrod wrote:

TitanT2 wrote:

I have a braincracker.

If Adam and Eve were the first 2 humans and the only people on the planet. And they only had two sons Cain and Abel. How did Cain and Abel get offspring?

Don't forget the flood after God essentially pushes the global reset button with pretty much just Noah's family.

The golden part? A flood in a period where fucking boats existed.

The true story: the flood happened on April 1st... Noah left an April fools joke on everyone... in the form of holes in everyone's boats. He cast off screaming "WHAT NOW MOTHER*@#$%^&!? NOT SO CRAZY NOW HUH!?" as he flipped everyone two birds.

Burkman wrote:

A lot of my beliefs are that of Mahayana Buddhism, but not exactly the peaceful and forgiving part. I'd like to become that, since being angry and violent makes me miserable, but I can't seem to get over that wall.

Weed man, weed.