Favorite quotes?

A few are in my sig.

Another is :

“You can abuse cheeseburgers, too. You don’t go around closing Burger King.” - Joe Rogan in regards to marijuana being abused.

Some of my favorite quotes are actually peoples last words:

"I am ashmed of you men! Jumping out of the way for single bullets, What will you do when they open up the entire line?! They couldnt hit a elephent from that dist-" US General John Sedwick's last words before being shot right below the left eye.

"Put out that bloody cigarette!" A British officer's last words before being shot by a sniper. One of his soldiers was smoking a cigarette and he feared the the smoke would give away his unit's position. A German Sniper overheard the yelling and shot at them, killing the officer.

And possibly the best one ever:

"Now, why did I do that?" A Polish Officer's last words as he jumped out of a fourth story window.

"Which test reveals more of the soul, the test that a man will take to prove his faith, or the test that finds the man who believed his faith already proven? If you know this answer, then you also know which of these challenges bear the greatest penalty for failure. The gates of paradise will open for you one time only; woe to the soul who dares to knock twice."

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"Religion is a terminal illness whose symptoms include the loss of common sense, humility, rational thinking,
and in your case, moral decency."

--Jacques Allirou

The dude abides