I wanted to share this with you guys....

It's pkinda old, but everytime I read it, I just fucking laugh.

http://www.cracked.com/article_19066_7-psychotic-pieces-relationship-advice-from-cosmo.html?wa_user1=1&wa_user2=Sex&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=flashback

I feel like responding to these individually...

#7- Guys say anything at any given moment for no reason... we don't think before we speak. We blurt out what's on our heads. The stereotypical guy that doesn't share info with his significant other is something dreamed up by the liberal media.

#6- WTF... I have some phlegm in my throat. Heaven forbid I make myself comfortable.

#5- WTF... what dude doesn't want some poon whenever he can get it?

#4- Some of us like to look nice... *flex*

#3- It's called "porn"... yes ladies... we still watch it.

#2- If he's happy about it YOU did something wrong ladies.

#1- I'm not even dignifying this one with a response it's so stupid.

Scott Chain wrote:

I feel like responding to these individually...

#7- Guys say anything at any given moment for no reason... we don't think before we speak. We blurt out what's on our heads. The stereotypical guy that doesn't share info with his significant other is something dreamed up by the liberal media.

#6- WTF... I have some phlegm in my throat. Heaven forbid I make myself comfortable.

#5- WTF... what dude doesn't want some poon whenever he can get it?

#4- Some of us like to look nice... *flex*

#3- It's called "porn"... yes ladies... we still watch it.

#2- If he's happy about it YOU did something wrong ladies.

#1- I'm not even dignifying this one with a response it's so stupid.

Or, FUCK YOU COSMO, FUCK YOU!

Malcolm Malorne wrote:

Scott Chain wrote:

I feel like responding to these individually...

#7- Guys say anything at any given moment for no reason... we don't think before we speak. We blurt out what's on our heads. The stereotypical guy that doesn't share info with his significant other is something dreamed up by the liberal media.

#6- WTF... I have some phlegm in my throat. Heaven forbid I make myself comfortable.

#5- WTF... what dude doesn't want some poon whenever he can get it?

#4- Some of us like to look nice... *flex*

#3- It's called "porn"... yes ladies... we still watch it.

#2- If he's happy about it YOU did something wrong ladies.

#1- I'm not even dignifying this one with a response it's so stupid.

Or, FUCK YOU COSMO, FUCK YOU!

I dun need to get angry at cosmo... women will find out on their own.

Lmfao.


"If he's happy, he's cheating."

That just proves that they think every happy relationship is one based on outright lies and love triangles.

Fuck cosmo.