You guys will like this one...

The new priest was so nervous that he almost couldn't speak during his first ceremony. So he asked the bishop for some advise. The Bishop adviced him to take a glass of water and put about 3 drups of wodka in it and then drink it. The priest did this and his ceremony went fine: He himself said that everything was how it should have been. After that ceremony he even spiked it up a little bit, he even felt quite calm during the next ceremony. Outside it rained like the heavens were falling down the sky. After this ceremony a note was on his desk. It was from the Bisshop it stated the following:

Dear Priest,

I have taken the liberty to give you some feedback on your last ceremony. And i hope you shall improve yourself on these points:

There is no need for slices of citron on the ceremonial cup;
The box next to the confessional chair is not a toilet;
There are 10 commandmands, not 12.;
There were 12 apostles, not 14;
None of the apostles was a midget and no one weared a red hood;
Moses liberated Israel from Egypt, not from Iraq;
The 2 people that lived in paradis were Adam and Eve, not Adolf and Eve;
David won from Goliath but not by "Kicking him in the Balls";
We don't call Judas a son of a whore, and we don't call the pope El Padrino;
Bin Laden has nothing to do with the death of Jesus;
We use the Holy Water to bless things, not to clean our necks;
Why did you drink all of the ceremonial whine in one chug, and after that licked some salt and took a bite of a slice of citron? I still don't get that;
That "cunt with no tits" was mother Maria;
Next time don't lean on the statues, and certainly don't kiss them;
The man in the corner at the quire which you first called a homosexual and then a transvestite in a nightdress was me;
Next time please put 2 drups of wodka in the water and don't reverse it for God sake.

My regards,
The Bisshop

I'd go to church just to see all of this happen.

Gold star for you, Titan.

ROFLMAO

I agree with Turry... If there were ever a way to convince me to get up on a Sunday it would be that.

We should organise a guild trip to see this some time.

Tellen Silversun wrote:

We should organise a guild trip to see this some time.

Too bad I wouldn't be able to go.
Unless you do it in 5-6 years.....
Is there a way to do it in 5-6 years?

Malcom Malorne wrote:

Tellen Silversun wrote:

We should organise a guild trip to see this some time.

Too bad I wouldn't be able to go.
Unless you do it in 5-6 years.....
Is there a way to do it in 5-6 years?

You forget we have the Fillorean Tellenporter... Tho the last few that went through haven't shown up again.

Scott Chain wrote:

You forget we have the Fillorean Tellenporter... Tho the last few that went through haven't shown up again.

Don't bring up that occurrence ever again! Rico's screams still haunt me.

Vigo Surai wrote:

Scott Chain wrote:

You forget we have the Fillorean Tellenporter... Tho the last few that went through haven't shown up again.

Don't bring up that occurrence ever again! Rico's screams still haunt me.

Sounds fun.

Vigo Surai wrote:

Scott Chain wrote:

You forget we have the Fillorean Tellenporter... Tho the last few that went through haven't shown up again.

Don't bring up that occurrence ever again! Rico's screams still haunt me.

We all agreed the janitor was first...