Things that blow your mind.

This thread is so that you can say the things that blow your mind.
So post away.



Okay, what blows my mind is that we all see colors, but how do we know we see the colors the same?
Think about it....
I can see a color and see that it's purple and I call it purple, and someone else calls it purple but they see it a different way, but it's still purple to them even though they see it a different way.
So we could all be seeing fucked up colors but we would never known since it's all perspective.
Do you get what I'm saying or am I just incoherently rambling?


Another thing that blows my mind is that all the matter in your body was not there a year ago, so basically our bodies are just a constantly changing blob of matter fitting into the mold of YOU.

I tried explaining exactly that theory to my biology teacher and she didn't get it at all.

According to the Oatmeal, my body could feed 48 hungry weasels.

Tellen Silversun wrote:

I tried explaining exactly that theory to my biology teacher and she didn't get it at all.

According to the Oatmeal, my body could feed 48 hungry weasels.

Implying that you contain the appropriate vitamins that a healthy, growing weasel needs.


My biology teacher had a full blown beard.....and was a girl.
*shivers*
I still get nightmares.

Tellen Silversun wrote:

*whispers*
She was British too.

We must have deported her. Old habits die hard.

Tellen Silversun wrote:

We must have deported her. Old habits die hard.

She could always tell when she was mad because her accent would become extremely obvious, so we had a little joke in the class.
Whenever she would get mad we would say "Hey Miss, your Brit is showing."

Hmm... What blows my head?
Mon's mom...
Oh you said mind...

Jagger Cyde wrote:

Hmm... What blows my head?
Mon's mom...
Oh you said mind...

Quite clever, except for the fact that you're acting like it's an insult.

Haha damn, and I thought I could have beaten the panda

Jagger Cyde wrote:

Haha damn, and I thought I could have beaten the panda

"Your fishing rod is only so big, stick to small fish till you learn to control a bigger rod."

A quote from my master.

Is he a sex master?

Jagger Cyde wrote:

Is he a sex master?

A lil' of everything master.
I miss the 'ol coot.

Was his name Johnny Appleseed?

Jagger Cyde wrote:

Was his name Johnny Appleseed?

What kind of fish do you take me for?!

The one that smells like my mom's bedroom?

Jagger Cyde wrote:

The one that smells like my mom's bedroom?

She has a bathroom?!

So I'm guessing school didn't work out for you?

Jagger Cyde wrote:

So I'm guessing school didn't work out for you?

School is too much of a whore.

Hey!
Stop talking about my family!

Confirming that Jagger is a school.

Whore

Jagger Cyde wrote:

Whore

Bread.

Cake

Cake....
Cake....
Wake...
Alan Wake.